leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via goodgolllymissmolly)

janyrawillis:

"Who was your first kiss?"
"Trey Songz!!!"

(Source: hvteshve, via lost-in-lullabies)

Timestamp: 1409562139

janyrawillis:

"Who was your first kiss?"
"Trey Songz!!!"

(Source: hvteshve, via lost-in-lullabies)

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

this is so cute

(Source: tsuidark, via tooflygimmewifi)

Timestamp: 1409562121

jasonregurgitateshisthoughts:

this girl’s sense of humor is far ahead of her age

this is so cute

(Source: tsuidark, via tooflygimmewifi)

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

(via greendayclifford)

katara:

Tomorrow we begin a month or “wake me up when September ends” posts despite no one listening to that song for about a decade

(via nofuckboys)

me dieting

  • Day 1: okay I can do this!!!!!!
  • Day 2: am I skinny yET??! I THINK I JUST LOSE 10 lbs
  • Day 3: WOW I look so HOT now
  • Day 4: I want pizza *but still on diet *
  • Day 5: who cares I'll die anyway i'll eat whatever i want

(Source: nishlo, via asian)

Timestamp: 1409505285

(Source: nishlo, via asian)

generalsecretaryofthecpp:

Women, men, children, the elderly, no one is safe under Nawaz Sharif’s government.

The Pakistani police are using rubber bullets and tear gas shells against peaceful protesters in Islamabad

Police brutality will not stop peaceful change. The joint PTI and PAT revolutionaries will continue to march towards the PM’s house to demand his resignation.

Join the revolution. Support change

(via lost-in-lullabies)

Timestamp: 1409505223

generalsecretaryofthecpp:

Women, men, children, the elderly, no one is safe under Nawaz Sharif’s government.

The Pakistani police are using rubber bullets and tear gas shells against peaceful protesters in Islamabad

Police brutality will not stop peaceful change. The joint PTI and PAT revolutionaries will continue to march towards the PM’s house to demand his resignation.

Join the revolution. Support change

(via lost-in-lullabies)

frank-e-shadow-tongue:

blastortoise:

Brits and canadians always have the AUDACITY to say some shit like “wow america is so trash i’m glad i’m not there” like please read a history book

fuck a history book look out the window

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via ashton-hugs)

peaceful-soul:

  • please,
  • don’t eat less, eat right
  • don’t hold it in, it’s okay to cry
  • don’t hurt yourself, there is always an alternative
  • don’t shut yourself away, speak up
  • don’t be your own bully, be your own hero
  • don’t give up, because you’re worth so much more than you think

(Source: foreverlovinlife, via ashton-hugs)

souflegirlandchinboy:

you know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other

(Source: movelat, via yelled)